A curse be on Mario for pointing me to this site! And after seeing that arr, bad pirate skit on SNL last week..
My pirate name is:
Black Sam Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!