The Hobbit, 3d, HRF et. al.

December 24th, 2012

I just finished watching The Hobbit for the 2nd time. Both times, I watched it in 3D-HFR and I plan to watch it once more in standard 2D. The first two experiences were at the ArcLight theater in La Jolla (UTC). I have decided to limit my review to the movie and not the theater, although a large part of the 3D experience was the theater. I will post a separate review about the theater.

This was the first 3D movie I have seen since “Dances with Smurfs“, not the South Park episode. The movie format was wide-screen and HFR (high-frame-rate). Basically, high-frame rate is double the number of frames per second. Traditional movies are shot at 24fps. The Hobbit was the first popular released movie shot at 48 fps. The idea behind HFR is that the picture is brighter and richer. Criticism of HFR is that it looks like a video game.

Having seen the same movie twice in HFR I have to say I agree that it looks more like a computer screen than a movie screen. I have not jumped to the conclusion that I dislike HFR, but I do notice when something is CGI and not real.

Two examples of this effect are:

  1. The fireplace in Bag-End. It reminds me of those holiday DVDs. I could really tell it was not real, but cgi.
  2. The waterfalls in Rivendale. The water looked like CGI. I do believe the 3D effect made it look really fake so I am not sure if HFR was to blame.

Once I get a chance to see the 2d-non-HFR I can compare.

Now, about the story. I will try not to issue **spoilers** but it is kind of hard to review the story without giving some of it away.

The movie starts out with a narrative. Bilbo Baggins is writing his book “There and Back Again” so that Frodo and us will know his story. He gives some history of the fall of Dwarves and the coming of Smaug. While I understand why this was added to the movie I have a personal problem with having to hit the audience over the head with a clueX4. I think if the story is told properly, the important things will unfold like the author intended. But, alas, I recognize that a screen play can’t always match the book.

So, having said that, I think they did a wonderful job explaining why the Dwarves were chased out of their homeland, the discovery of the Arkenstone and why the Dwarves hate the elves. The movie introduces a villain of an Orc that doesn’t really exist in the book but adds an enemy that I am sure will show up again in the third movie (during the battle of five armies). Oh yes, I did say third movie. Peter Jackson decided it would be a good idea to take a single book (about 1/3 the size of the lord of the rings) and make it into three movies. As a fan, I love the idea of seeing more of Tolkien’s world come to life, but honestly, this is just Hollywood greed.Β  I could see two movies, but not three. Oh, and the first movie is 170 minutes long. So make sure you empty your bladder prior to the start of the movie. πŸ˜€

While the movie makes very minor changes to the story, I can accept them. They were true to the original ideas. Most of the actors are perfect for their roles, but I think there was too much comic relief with the Dwarves. And while, Tolkien is British, I don’t think he envisioned Scottish accented Dwarves.

The part known as Roast Mutton, was very well done. It had a perfect mix if humor, suspense and shows how really stupid Trolls are.

Rivendale was amazing and just like I imagined it. I need to watch Lord Of The Rings again to see how the images compare.

At this part of the movie, we have been exposed to two new story lines that are not in the Hobbit. We learn of “The Necromancer” and the meeting of the three Elves and Saruman. Note that these are not part of the Hobbit, but could have taken place during the time this story was happening. This story line is the beginning of the story that leads to The Lord of the Rings. As I have mentioned, it was nice to see some of the additional stories come to life. Seeing Radagast the Brown was interesting as he barely appears in the main stories. I enjoyed these scenes, but I think it was a lot of unnecessary screen time that has nothing to do with “The Hobbit”.

The scene of the Storm Giants was just amazing. This went above and beyond my expectations. This leads into the ‘Under Hill’ and ‘Riddles in the Dark’. If I was to pick a highlight of the entire movie, it would be Riddles in the Dark. While they changed the scene up a little bit, it was brilliant. Gollum was amazing and you get a true sense of how tortured this creature is. I really like how they tied the first use of the ring to the way Frodo accidentally put on the ring in Bree. Although, something about this scene looked like some frames were lost. There was a jumping sort of feeling at the end.

‘Out of the frying pan, into the fire’ was my least favorite scene because it all goes back to that brand new Orcish villian. The entire scene was changed to support this confrontation. It’s all Hollywood and very little Tolkien. It works for the movie, but fans are going to be disappointed.

The movie ends about page 121 (in my book) of 317.

So my final thoughts on the movie are:

  • Changes to the story work for the movie, but will disappoint those that wanted to see certain things. I was so looking to see how they were going to have the ponies dragged away by goblins through the back of the cave, but that didn’t happen.
  • HFR is good until you see a really bad CGI scene and then it stands out like a sore thumb.
  • 3D-I just don’t get the value of 3D (other than the theater to make $3 more a movie). The best part of the 3D experience is the vendor promotional spot. The glasses you have to wear now are large and heavy and cause nose pain and headaches.
  • I really wonder what HFR-non-3d would look like.
  • The movie is JUST way too long. People can’t sit this long without a bathroom break. It’s very distracting to those in the theater. I think they probably could have cut close to 40 minutes from the film of scenes not in the original book. Remember this is three movies, so it’s going to be close to nine hours!!! And we know there will be extended versions!

My recommendation is to skip the 3d-HFR. If you are into 3D, just see the 3D version. Otherwise, see the 2D version. I hope to see it later this week and can report on the differences.

Cleaning up DNS

October 5th, 2012

I downloaded and installed splunk today. For those sys-admins out there not using it, what are you waiting for…

After installing the software and adding all my DNS logs, I notices some pretty interesting items. The first was my log files are huge! Mostly because of IPv6 queries. Apparently, somewhere down the road, ISC bind started answering IPv6 type requests even if there are no IPv6 interfaces on the box. There is a new (to me) option “-4” that tells DNS to only handle IPv4 addresses. Now this would be pretty easy to add “If I ran any operating system other than Solaris!”. I love solaris, but they make is seriously hard to add a simple start-up option to a service. After MUCH google searching I found the answer:

svccfg -s network/dns/server:default setprop start/exec = “/usr/local/sbin/named -4”
svcadm refresh dns/server

This has significantly reduced the amount of logs that are generated. I also noticed a lot of errors from lame-delegations or invalid zones, so I added the following to my logging section:

category lame-servers {null;};

I am receiving almost no errors in my log files now.

 

 

 

What is BBQ?

May 12th, 2012

Before I can talk about BBQ, it’s important to have a common frame of reference. Many people (American’s mostly) think barbeque is a cookout with hamburgers, hotdogs, bratwurst, chicken or fish cooked on an open flame in the back yard. While this is yummy eats, it’s not barbeque. This is known as grilling. BBQ and Grilling are often confused because they both involve cooking meat on an open flame and generally are cooked outside on the patio.

So what is BBQ? Traditional BBQ (or barbeque) is the process of cooking a piece of meat in a closed cooker/pit at a very low temperature (usually between 225 and 270 degrees F) for a long time. This is known as the low-and-slow method. In general, the meat is cooked over indirect heat. Indirect cooking is when the source of the heat (the fire) is away from the meat. The design of your cooker (known as a pit) will determine where the fire placement lives. Some pits will have a fire box off to the side while others will have them at the bottom with a heat deflector above (usually a water pan).

Most pits also allow for the burning of wood to add smoke (more about this in a future post). It is very important that you understand the limitations of your pit. Do not burn the wrong fuel in your pit. A good example is not to burn charcoal in a propane/gas grill. This can result in unwanted and dangerous reactions. One of my friends did this and the glass exploded because of the tremendous heat that charcoal generates.

So you are asking yourself (I hope) if BBQ is just the style of cooking low and slow, why are there so many different types of BBQ? The different styles of BBQ describe the unique style of the region. These are some of the well known styles:

  • Eastern North Carolina –Β  Mostly pork butt or whole hog chopped or pulled. Uses hickory smoke mixed with spicy vinegar BBQ sauce.
  • Western North Carolina – Mostly pork butt mixed with a tomato based vinegar sauce.
  • Texas – Beef brisket smoked with oak or mesquite. NO sauce required.
  • Kansas City – This is the traditional style of BBQ that everyone thinks of when you mention BBQ. This includes beef/pork ribs with sweet sauce. Sauce is KING with Kansas City BBQ.
  • Memphis – Ribs and shredded pork are the staples of Memphis BBQ. The origin of the question: “Wet or Dry?” And no, they are not talking about the weather. They want to know if you want your ribs sauced or only with dry rub. Shredded pork is generally mixed with the sauce.

Which BBQ style is best? Well I know one thing, this is a religious war question. In my opinion, all BBQ styles are good. Everyone has their own favorite style. I can’t really answer this question for anybody but myself. I will say, I have my preference, but I like ALL styles. The only thing I can say from personal experience is that I prefer my coleslaw as a side dish, not a topper πŸ˜‰

So now when you go into a restaurant, you should now know what they mean when they say they are a Kansas City, Texas or Memphis BBQ joint. One thing to be aware of is that any food that isn’t cooked low and slow is not really BBQ. There are several places in San Diego that advertise they make BBQ, but their entire process flies in the face of low and slow to get product out the door fast. While many people like the food, it’s not traditional BBQ. (More on this in future posts).

 

Source references:

http://pnwba.com/whatisbbq_page.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue
http://bbq.about.com/b/2012/04/11/what-is-your-fuel-of-choice.htm

 

A series about BBQ

May 12th, 2012

I have been reading reviews about BBQ places here in San Diego. I am amazed at some of the comments by folks. Most of them are intelligent and right on the point. Their reviews are fair and unbiased, but others are just down right stupid and wrong. Things that ticked me off are reviews like “The food is great, but I didn’t like the look of the owner” Seriously? How is that a food review?

I thought I would start a series of blogs about BBQ and BBQing. In this series I will attempt to dispel myths and legend and try to offer my “not so humble” opinion on BBQ.

Who am I and why should anyone listen to me? Well, that’s a very good question… I am someone that spent close to 30 years trying to figure out how to cook BBQ. I do not claim to be an expert, but I definitely know what NOT to do. I strongly believe the following quote by Henry Ford:

— Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently

I have created amazing disasters trying to produce edible BBQ. Some of it, went straight from the grill to the trash. In 2007, I discovered a BBQ class in San Diego being taught by Pitmaster Konrad Haskins. The class was an all day class taught at the Embassy Suites in La Jolla. Konrad has taught tons of people how to do BBQ correctly. He has even taught some famous people you might know from TLC’s Pitmaster series: Harry Soo of Slap Yo’ Daddy BBQ. I would highly recommend take either Konrad’s or Harry’s class. This is money WELL worth it. I am hoping to travel to Texas to take another of his classes this year.

We had 12 student in our class, many of us had the same experience as me. All bad πŸ˜‰ I leaned some very key lessons that I hope to share over this series. Before I begin, I think it is very important that you understand some ideas.

  1. You can’t learn to cook BBQ from a book. You need to get your hands dirty and fail a few times. You should NOT expect that you will make great BBQ without trying and failing (or succeeding).
  2. BBQ is a style of cooking, not a type of food. BBQ is cooking food over low (indirect) heat for a long period of time.
  3. The average person considers BBQ when cooking over direct heat. This is actually known as grilling. The confusion comes from our age-old tradition of calling our backyard gatherings a BBQ. Most of these gatherings include hamburgers, hot-dogs and grilled chicken. This is a term of an event rather than a style of cooking.
  4. If you start with an inferior product you will get an inferior result. Buy the best quality meat you can find and afford. I will be covering this topic in a blog all its own.
  5. You can BBQ in just about anything. You don’t need expensive equipment to produce good BBQ. although once you start, you will crave it. I have eaten good BBQ cooked inside a 55 oil drum.
  6. Don’t be afraid to ask questions, almost everyone out there loves to share their knowledge and techniques. Yes, there are a few arrogant people out there. I just nod my head and smile.
  7. Less is more!
  8. BBQ is done when it’s done. What took six hours one day, might take eight the next time.

Over the next few months, I hope to cover my opinions (that’s why you are reading MY blog right?) about BBQ and what I think is important. My posts will include how-tos, techniques I have been taught, suggestions and most importantly restaurant reviews.

Please remember, I am starting down this path because I am amazed by the reviews I am reading. Many reviews are out of context, incomplete, or in several cases posts by competitors to slander their competition. This is one of the danger of the Internet. Anyone can post comments without any consequences and MANY people will believe them without fact checking. My goal is to educate people on BBQ and help them understand what makes good or bad BBQ. While most of what I will post is my opinion, I will try to educate with facts and figures about cooking BBQ and try to demystify some of the propaganda we have been inundated throughout our lives.

If anyone would like me to review a specific location or topic, please leave me a comment or send me an update. I will do my best to try and accommodate your suggestion.

My day in court

May 3rd, 2012

Today, I was given the pleasure of attending the jury duty process at the San Diego Hall of Justice. The morning started out with a drive down to the trolley station in Old Town and riding the trolly downtown. I have not been on the trolley since it last stranded us at night with no ride back to our car (had to take a cab). The ride was uneventful. I walked the three blocks from the station to the court house.

Once I arrived, I had to pass through a metal detector and X-Ray machine. Other than having to take off my belt (WHY PEOPLE?) it was uneventful. At least I could keep my shoes on. I found a seat in the large jury room and waited for the orientation. Once the orientation was over, we waited about 20 minutes while people were called to deal with paperwork. They gave us a 15 minute break and then started calling names to the courtrooms.

I was called in the 1st group. Once we arrived at the court room, we discovered this could be a very long trial, going all the way until Jun 1st. At least the court proceeding would be Monday-Thursday from 9:30-4:30. I was not called as one of the first 24 names, so I was hopeful. After several people where excused because of scheduling issues (I don’t know why people don’t listen to directions, to avoid this problem) I was called to be juror number 7.

During the court questioning, I determined this was a case about an airplane crash that resulted in the Plaintiffs parents dying in a crash that may or may not have been due to faulty navigation equipment. Since I was ultimately excused, I was able to do research and found the accident listed on the net:

http://www.planecrashmap.com/plane/fl/N827GM

During the jury questioning phase it was amazing to hear some of the excuses people tried to use to get out of jury duty. The most interesting one was “I have no faith in the legal system, so I would not be impartial”. I just had to laugh.

When I disclosed the fact I was a private pilot. I was told that being a subject matter expert on flying didn’t disqualify me, not that I was trying to be. I was questioned about my flight experience, specifically instrument flying. I explained my experience and they asked me some specific equipment usage questions.

After this direct questioning, the group was asked things like experience with flying, quality assurance and human factors. I raised my hand and told them I had a degree in Cognitive Science. He actually knew what that was πŸ˜‰ He then asked about anyone with experience in psychology. I raised my hand and had to explain my degree a bit more. πŸ˜€ He also asked people if they had been a witness to an aviation investigation. I again raised my hand, and he said he would get back to me (he never did). He asked a few other questions, then asked if anyone had any experience in aerospace. I raised my hand. I explained I had worked on the shuttle project and helped with the building of the Discovery. A few more questions for the group and then we took a recess.

After the recess, I was called back into the room as an individual. I was asked more questions about my flying experience and then answered all the questions on the personal questionnaire. I was then excused from the courtroom and others were brought in one-on-one.

The Bailiff then brought everyone back in and two more people where excused. The defense attorneys thenΒ  asked their questions. He asked me directly about what I did with the space shuttle. I explained the work and he asked me if I knew who Robert Gibson was? I explained I knew who he was, but never met or worked with him. He then told me he would be called as an expert witness and wanted to know if I could be impartial knowing his status as a shuttle pilot. I said that I could.

There were a few more questions for the jurors and then the plaintiff’s lawyers didn’t accept the jurors as seated, so the lawyers and judge had a side bar outside the courtroom. When the lawyers came back into the courtroom, the judge instructed the lawyers they could now decide if they wanted to excuse any jurors. It was interesting to see the lawyers reaction because he seem caught off-guard. He said, “You want me to excuse them in open court?”.

After shuffling papers, and getting the seating chart, then counting the seats, he excuse jury 7 ME! I figured it was my work on the shuttle and knowledge of one of the witnesses that got me excused. Alas, I will never know. Perhaps one of my lawyer friends can provide me some insight? It might also been the fact I had a psychology degree?

Anyway, this was an interesting experience and I really wanted to be on this case because of the subject matter. It’s something that would have really interested me. So, this was my day in court.