{"id":74,"date":"2006-02-09T22:38:20","date_gmt":"2006-02-10T06:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2006-02-09T22:46:32","modified_gmt":"2006-02-10T06:46:32","slug":"this-is-so-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"This is so true!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table bgcolor=\"#EEEEEE\" border=\"1\" width=\"390\">\n<td>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"390\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"130\"  align=\"center\">Steve is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:<\/td>\n<td><b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I\u2019m gonna open up a can of whoop-ass<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">To:<\/td>\n<td><b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Genghis Khan<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.quizgalaxy.com\/result_images\/ghengis1.jpg?w=450\"\/><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">Why?<\/td>\n<td><b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Because they were walking around like a crazy person muttering to themselves<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.quizgalaxy.com\/quiz.php?id=82\">Take this quiz<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quizgalaxy.com\">QuizGalaxy.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" width=\"390\">\n<td>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"390\" bgcolor=\"#EEEEEE\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"140\" align=\"center\">You will go to jail for:<\/td>\n<td> <b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Accidentally finding area 51<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.quizgalaxy.com\/result_images\/jail.jpg?w=450\"\/><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.quizgalaxy.com\/quiz.php?id=39\">Take this quiz<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quizgalaxy.com\">QuizGalaxy.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase: I\u2019m gonna open up a can of whoop-ass To: Genghis Khan Why? Because they were walking around like a crazy person muttering to themselves Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com You will go to jail for: Accidentally finding area 51 Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pensieve"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}