Doing my 40 mile bike ride today, I ran into the following drivers who may be elligible for the darwin awards real soon.<\/p>\n
1) Driver with food in one hand and a cell phone in the other (25 mph). She didn’t see any of the cyclests around her and almost wipe out one of them.<\/p>\n
2) Driver who thinks a Yield sign means I am bigger than you so I won’t stop. I pointed to the yeild sign and explained he needed to yeid. I got the double bird and an explitive. I hope he exits the gene pool real soon.<\/p>\n
3) Group riders that think they can ride 5 abreast on a two way bike path. Where the F*CK do you think I am going to go you selfish idiot?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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