{"id":384,"date":"2007-07-05T21:13:28","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T05:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/?p=384"},"modified":"2007-07-05T21:13:28","modified_gmt":"2007-07-06T05:13:28","slug":"how-shallow-is-the-gene-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/?p=384","title":{"rendered":"How shallow is the gene pool?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got angie a new razr phone and as she was reading the manual tonight. We came across this and it just about fell out of my chair&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(\/)Microwave: Don&#8217;t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven.<\/p>\n<p>You know some idiot tried this once and I am sure tried to do it and blew up their microwave and tried to sue the phone company. Now if this person actually died while doing it, they might deserve a <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.darwinawards.com\/\">Darwin award<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got angie a new razr phone and as she was reading the manual tonight. We came across this and it just about fell out of my chair&#8230; (\/)Microwave: Don&#8217;t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven. You know some idiot tried this once and I am sure tried to do it and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muggle-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yourservice.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}