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  • EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?:
    \nNope.\n<\/li>\n
  • LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:
    \n17 years and counting\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED:
    \nOne of those uni-taskers Alton Brown warned me about \ud83d\ude09 www.chestnutter.com\/<\/a>\n<\/li>\n
  • EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?:
    \nNo, but I have toss one against a wall and driving over another with my truck.\n<\/li>\n
  • WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?:
    \nDoes sex count? \ud83d\ude09 If not, about 3 months ago. Can’t wait for the holiday to be over.\n<\/li>\n
  • THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON:
    \nDVD’s and Bikes\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST FOOD YOU ATE:
    \nPrime Rib Roast… MMMMM… think I will have another slice.\n<\/li>\n
  • FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX:
    \nThey smell like strawberry.\n<\/li>\n
  • ONE FAVORITE SONG:
    \nEclipse, Pink Floyd\n<\/li>\n
  • WHERE DO YOU LIVE?:
    \nIn a house… \ud83d\ude09 Oh you mean “what city” San Diego, Ca\n<\/li>\n
  • HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
    \nAntelope Valley High School.\n<\/li>\n
  • CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
    \nverizon (not by choice)\n<\/li>\n
  • FAVORITE MALL STORE:
    \nEddie Bauer\n<\/li>\n
  • LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
    \n6.5 years\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
    \nyes, a pair of every sided too \ud83d\ude09\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
    \nno\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:\n<\/li>\n
  • FIRST FRIEND YOU’D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
    \nAngie\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
    \nbeen a long time…. (can’t remember)\n<\/li>\n
  • FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
    \nJoey’s BBQ\n<\/li>\n
  • BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
    \nThe interview candidate that claimed he wrote the FTP protocol.\n<\/li>\n
  • WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?:
    \nsoupplantation\n<\/li>\n
  • CAN YOU COOK?:
    \nuh, yeah a little.\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
    \ntoyota camry hibryd\n<\/li>\n
  • BEST KISSER:
    \nHershey’s. \ud83d\ude09\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST TIME YOU CRIED:
    \nWhen Earl passed away.\n<\/li>\n
  • MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
    \nEggplant, Zuccini and Squash…Yea, the only Sicilian like that, I know…\n<\/li>\n
  • THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
    \nWilling to do anything.\n<\/li>\n
  • THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
    \nTrying to do everything,\n<\/li>\n
  • LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB:
    \nCan it be a shift if it’s over multiple days? (30 hours)\n<\/li>\n
  • FAVORITE MOVIE:
    \nRocky Horror Picture Show\n<\/li>\n
  • CAN YOU SING?:
    \nuhm… NO\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST CONCERT ATTENDED:
    \nGwen Stefani\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST KISS:
    \nLast night at midnight… New Years..\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST MOVIE RENTED:
    \nDon’t rent movies, so I have to think WAY back….. Was probably some T&A movie in College.\n<\/li>\n
  • ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
    \nclothes\n<\/li>\n
  • FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
    \nDisney \ud83d\ude09\n<\/li>\n
  • LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
    \nMac PB64, Mac-Mini, HP-Pavilion, Sun W2100Z.\n<\/li>\n
  • FAVORITE COMEDIAN:
    \nEllen Degenerous\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU SMOKE?:
    \nOnly when I light myself on fire.\n<\/li>\n
  • SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES:
    \nyes\n<\/li>\n
  • WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
    \nMy wife\n<\/li>\n
  • DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
    \nNope.\n<\/li>\n
  • HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?:
    \n3\n<\/li>\n
  • PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?:
    \npancakes inside my french toast..\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
    \nnot really\n<\/li>\n
  • HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:
    \ntraitorous.\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
    \nnope\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
    \nwho uses the phone, but it was Angie\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST:
    \nAngie\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?:
    \nHAPPY NEW YEARS\n<\/li>\n
  • NUMBER OF PILLOWS:
    \n4 on the bed, one in use.\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
    \nsweats and t-shirt.\n<\/li>\n
  • PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
    \nYou can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need.\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB?:
    \nstrawberry\n<\/li>\n
  • CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
    \nyea, but I don’t like the smell of chlorine.\n<\/li>\n
  • CAN YOU SWIM?:
    \nyes\n<\/li>\n
  • FAVORITE ICE CREAM:
    \nA&W root beer\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU LIKE MAPS?:
    \nyes, how can we get anywhere without them?\n<\/li>\n
  • TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
    \nI helped build the space shuttle.\n<\/li>\n
  • EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
    \nyes\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?:
    \nChristmas\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID:
    \njust now when reading     Mario’s blog<\/a> \ud83d\ude09\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:
    \n11:30… It was new years day!\n<\/li>\n
  • BEST THING ABOUT WINTER:
    \nsnow!!! I love blankets of white.\n<\/li>\n
  • LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET:
    \nIn college, for doing 45 in a 30 zone.\n<\/li>\n
  • NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET:
    \nDuchess\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
    \ncool at disneyland and the movies, but overrated when they show up at ren-faires.\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?:
    \nsleeping! And cooking\n<\/li>\n
  • BIRTHDATE?:
    \n12\/29\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:
    \nAlive\n<\/li>\n
  • ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
    \nDuh!\n<\/li>\n
  • ARE YOU SMILING?:
    \nAm now!\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
    \nyes\n<\/li>\n
  • IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
    \nTahiti\n<\/li>\n
  • ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
    \nno..\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
    \nyes “shhh, only my wife and I know who she is”\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?:
    \nDarkavich… no wait… Aaahhhhhhh\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
    \nBlue.\n<\/li>\n
  • ONE PIECE OR TWO PIECE?:
    \nOne silly.\n<\/li>\n
  • DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
    \nNope\n<\/li>\n
  • HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
    \nyes\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
    \nyes\n<\/li>\n
  • ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
    \nyes\n<\/li>\n
  • ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
    \nyes\n<\/li>\n
  • HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?:
    \nyes, more times than I like to remember.\n<\/li>\n
  • DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?:
    \nYes, my high school best friends.\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?:
    \nIs a MS-Hope band counted as Jewelry?\n<\/li>\n
  • WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?:
    \nclicking Publish.<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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